Committee of Conundrums: Socks and Tartan Vice-Chairperson

Subcommittee on Sock-related Enquiries

Chairperson: Bertrand T. Sockington

Meeting Minutes

1. The committee met at 10:00 AM on a Tuesday. Some members were late.

2. The agenda was consumed by a 3-hour debate on the best way to fold a fitted sheet.

Subcommittee on Tartan-patterned Socks

Chairperson: Lady Regina P. Tartanberry

Meeting Minutes

1. The committee voted to wear only tartan-patterned socks to the next meeting.

2. A heated debate ensued on whether to pair them with plaid or stripes.