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Committee on the Ineffable Mysteries of Squirrel Behavior

Subcommittee on Squirrel-Induced Cognitive Dissonance

Established in 2023 by the Squirrel Research Committee, this subcommittee aims to investigate the paradoxical nature of squirrel cognition.

Our research suggests that squirrels, when faced with a 50/50 chance of receiving a nut, will often opt for the option with the lower probability. This phenomenon, known as 'Squirrelian Uncertainty Principle,' defies the fundamental laws of human logic.

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