Meeting called to order at 3:00 PM. Chair, Agenda not available, so we just wing it.
Discussion of the Meaning of Life led to heated debate, with some members arguing it's 42, others saying it's clearly 1, and others demanding it's actually -1.
Resolution: We'll just have more coffee.
Next meeting: To Be Determined, probably never.
Adjournment at 4:05 PM, after exactly 5 minutes of actual progress.