Meeting called to order by Chairperson, Sir Reginald P. Bottomsworth.
Present: Sir Edward P. Bottomsworth, Lady Whiskerface, Professor Flibbert, and 3 brave souls.
Item 1: Discussion of the proper ratio of crumb to cake in a traditional English tea service. Consensus: 3.14 crumb-to-cake ratio, with room for variation.
Item 2: Decision to purchase 1000 yards of tartan for the committee's new ceremonial sashes. Cost: 500 gold coins. Lady Whiskerface dissenting, citing 'tis too many coins for a good tartan.
Item 3: Approval of the new committee motto: "We're not arguing, we're just discussing."
Next meeting: 2 weeks hence. Same place. Same time. Same tea and tartan.
Adjournment called. Meeting closed.
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