The Irrational Committee - Committee of Conundrums

Meet the committee that defies the laws of sanity and logic. Our members are the masters of absurdity, the sultans of illogical decision making.

Our Mission:

Our mission is to find the most creative ways possible to solve the most mundane problems. Because who needs efficiency or effectiveness, anyway?

We are a team of highly trained professionals with a strong background in:

• Extreme procrastination
• Unnecessary complexity
• Unbridled verbosity

Meet the Members:

Chairperson: Boris "The Brainless" Bureaucrat

Deputy Chair: Daisy "The Ditz" Ditzinger

Members:

• Grammar Police Officer "Grammar" Grump
• Philosophy Major "The Existentialist" Eeyore
• Logic Inspector "The Inspector" Insane

Our Bureaucratic Red Tape is legendary. Don't even get us started.

Want to join the fun? Apply now!

Or, you know, you could just read our wiki and learn more about us.