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Guidelines for the Utterly Confused

Dear Conundrum submitter, welcome to the Committee of Conundrums, where the art of confusing oneself is a cherished tradition.

When submitting your conundrum, please keep the following guidelines in mind:

• Make it as obtuse as possible. The more convoluted, the better.
• Use as much jargon as you can muster. Bonus points if you can fit 'synergy' in there somewhere.
• Include at least 3 unnecessary diagrams or flowcharts. The more complicated, the merrier.
• Assume the reader is familiar with the subject matter, then proceed to explain it in excruciating detail.

Remember, the goal is to baffle, bewilder, and befuddle your peers.

Submission forms are available here.

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