The Committee of Conundrums: Solving our way to the bottom of the 8th commandment

Our Approach

Our approach to the 8th commandment, "Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor", is a radical one. We've created an intricate system of mirrors and two-way glass, allowing us to reflect our neighbor's lies back at them, but without actually lying. It's a delicate balance of truth and deception, but someone's gotta do it.

Here's how it works:

1. We set up a network of mirrors in the neighborhood.
2. We train our members to be expert witnesses, able to detect even the slightest whiff of dishonesty.
3. We deploy our patented "Truth-Reflective Technology" (US Patent 123456, Pending)
4. We sit back, relax, and let the mirrors do the work.

Learn about our approach to the 2nd commandment.