Welcome to Phase 1: The Conundrum Committee's First foray into the Abyss

We're not sure what we're doing here, but we're doing it.

Apparently, someone thought it'd be a good idea to create a committee to deal with all the conundrums in the world. And by 'someone', we mean the same someone who thought the color yellow was a good idea for a background color.

Our team of experts (read: our friend Bob from accounting) have been tasked with tackling the toughest of conundrums. And we're off to a great start, with Phase 1 of our plan already in the works.

Stay tuned for more updates on our progress. Or, you know, lack thereof.

Phase 2: The Pointless Meetings

Phase 3: The Bureaucratic Red Tape

Phase 4: The Infinite Loops of Bureaucracy

Phase 5: The Conundrum-Induced Existential Crisis