At this point, we've reached a critical juncture in our conundrum-solving process. Our team of experts has been tasked with finding a solution, but so far, our best idea is to stare at the wall for a few hours.
We've tried everything from consulting with the Oracle of Omaha to performing an exorcism on the conference room. But still, the answer eludes us.
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We've established a team of highly trained professionals who will stare at the wall for a minimum of 8 hours a day, in the hopes of finding inspiration.
Our team includes:
We've set up a hotline where the public can call in with their conundrums, and we'll do our best to... well, we're not really sure what we'll do yet.
Call us now at 1-800-CONUNDRUM and maybe we'll get back to you in a few weeks.