Tattooed Ninja Surgeon Training Program

Course Overview

Duration	Cost	Level
3 weeks	Free (includes free tattoo removal)	Beginner

Learn the ancient art of ninja surgery from the most skilled practitioners in the field. Includes 1-on-1 instruction, tattoo removal, and a free ninja-themed welcome gift.

Level 1: Basic Suturing

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