Tattooed Surgeon Star

Chairperson, Committee of Conundrums

Meet Dr. Bristle, the most renowned tattooed surgeon in the galaxy.

With a PhD in Sarcasm and a tattoo of a sarcastic remark on her left bicep, Dr. Bristle has solved the most complex of medical conundrums.

She has a 99.9% success rate in operating on sentient jellyfish, and her patients love her.

But don't just take her word for it, see what her patients have to say:

Testimonials

• "Dr. Bristle is a genius, I mean, I've never seen a surgeon who could fix a jellyfish's tentacle while reciting Shakespearean sonnets." - Happy Camper
• "I was skeptical, but Dr. Bristle's tattoos are out of this world!" - Space Cowboy

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