Excuse 1: I'm a Celebrity, Therefore I'm Not Responsible

As a renowned actor, I'm sure I'm not aware of any tax laws. My accountant is handling all of that. Besides, I'm a celebrity, and celebrities are exempt from tax season.

Remember, if you're a celebrity, you're basically a unicorn with a 4-year-old in a onesie. You don't have to worry about tax season, because tax season is for the common folk.