Committee of Conundrums: Medical Excuses

We're not saying our employees are lazy, but...

...we're not saying they're not. But let's be real, who doesn't love a good medical excuse?

Below are some of the most creative medical excuses our esteemed members have come up with:

Excuses:

• My back hurts, can't do work today.
• Food poisoning from last night's takeout.
• Temporary Nerd-itis (a.k.a. Nerd Flu).

Notable Members:

• Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth (Chief Medical Excuse Officer)
• Mrs. Agnes P. Bottomsworth (Chief Procrastination Specialist)

Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed on this page are not necessarily those of the Committee of Conundrums or its affiliates.

Or are they.