ประก We're facing an emergency! The city's caffeine supply has been depleted, and the effects are dire. People are walking around like zombies, forgetting their own names, and questioning the meaning of life.
We at the Department of Creative Caffeine Replacement have assembled a team of experts to tackle this crisis. Our team includes:
- Dr. Buzzkill, renowned expert in caffeine extraction and purification
- Professor Buzzworthy, leading authority on caffeine's effects on the human brain
- Agent Jolt, skilled operative with extensive experience in covert caffeine procurement
We're working tirelessly to restore the city's caffeine levels. Stay safe, stay alert, and stay tuned for further updates!
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