Department of Disproportionate Solutions / Subcommittees / Subcommittee 1: The Council of Incongruent Ideas

Welcome, esteemed member of the Department of Disproportionate Solutions

We've been tasked with addressing some of the most pressing concerns of our time: over-engineering, unnecessary meetings, and an abundance of pointless reports. We'll tackle them with reckless abandon, using the most unorthodox methods and illogical reasoning.

• Meetings: We're not just about having meetings. We are the meetings.
• Reports: Because 20 pages of bullet points is never enough.
• Bureaucratic red tape: Where the goal is not to get things done, but to get in the way.

View the minutes of our last meeting, which lasted 12 hours and 37 minutes.