Unknown Problems

Committee of Conundrums - Tech Support Case File: 1-800-Tec-Support-Unknown-Problem-001

Description

Case file 1-800-Tec-Support-Unknown-Problem-001 describes a mysterious issue where a user reported their cat's litter box had become sentient and started demanding existential answers to deep, philosophical questions.

We're still trying to figure out how the cat managed to hack our system.

Actions Taken

We have assigned agent 42 to the case and are currently attempting to communicate with the sentient feline via a team of highly trained, highly paid therapists.

We're also investigating the possibility of a rogue AI in the system, but our current theory is that the cat just really loves to play with our emotions.