The Bacon Fluctuation Love Equation

Where the love of bacon is inversely proportional to the distance from the fridge.

According to the Bacon Fluctuation Love Equation, the amount of love you feel for bacon is directly proportional to the amount of time you spend thinking about it, and inversely proportional to the distance you are from the fridge.

Variables:

• B(t) = Love for Bacon at time t
• d = Distance from the Fridge

B(t) = 100 / (1 + d)

Where:

• 100 = Max Love for Bacon
• t = Time spent thinking about Bacon
• d = Distance from the Fridge (in meters)

Try the Units page to learn more about the units used in the equation.