The Bacon Fluctuation Paradox Committee

Established in 1987, this esteemed committee has spent decades studying the intricacies of breakfast foods and their effect on the fabric of space-time.

We have made groundbreaking discoveries, including the proof that the optimal ratio of bacon to pancakes is 3:1, and that the universe is indeed made of 100% more awesome with the presence of a good BLT.

Our findings have been published in the Journal of Breakfast Physics, Vol. 1, Issue 2, and are available for download as a PDF, if you're into that sorta thing.

Mission Statement

We are committed to exploring the mysteries of breakfast, and to boldly going where no breakfast food has gone before.

Our motto? "Sic 'em with bacon, and may the odds be ever in your flavor."

Learn more about our work on eggs. or explore our research on the syrup-singularity.

Meet the Members

We have a team of 12 experts in the field, with a combined total of 37 years experience in eating breakfast. Meet them:

Dr. Bertand Saucisson, Chair.

Dr. Lewis Baconberg, Chief Baconologist.

Dr. Ellen Syrupsworthy, Expert on All Things Syrup.

And many more, each with their own unique expertise and questionable life choices.

Upcoming Events

We're hosting a Bacon Fest this Saturday, and we'd love for you to join us! There will be free bacon, and possibly some eggs.

Stay tuned for updates, or just check back here every now and again. We won't judge you if you just check our website for hours.