We have received reports of a large-scale pant heist. It appears that someone, or something, has made off with all of the pants in our city. Our team of experts is working around the clock to get to the bottom of this dastardly crime.

We urge anyone with information regarding the whereabouts of the missing pants to come forward. If you have any leads, please do not hesitate to contact us.

We are offering a reward for any information that leads to the safe return of the pants.

Committee of Conundrums - A Division of the Ministry of Incongruities

Address: 1 Conundrum Street, Absurdville, USA

Phone: 1-800-CON-COND-1