This committee was tasked with investigating the mysterious case of missing potatoes from the local farmer's market.
We have evidence, but we're not telling.
Chairman: Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Esq.
Member: Dr. Emmet T. Fiddlesticks
Member: Bertrand P. McSnodgrass
It started with a few missing potatoes. At first, we thought it was just the work of a lone spud-napper.
But as the days went by, the disappearances continued, and we realized we had a full-blown heist on our hands.