Phase four of our daring heist involves a series of carefully crafted social media posts designed to distract from our true intentions.
Our team of expert sandwich thieves has created a social media campaign that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the world.
Follow us for updates on our progress: Phase Five - The Coverage
But that's not all! Our allies, the Society for the Promotion of Sandwiches, have also launched a counter-attack on the authorities, posting tweets that are both clever and confusing.
Stay vigilant, stay informed, and above all, stay hungry. We will be back... with more sandwiches.