The Great Sandwich Heist - Phase One Preparations

We've assembled a team of experts in the art of sandwich thievery. Our goal is to pilfer the world's most coveted sandwich recipes and bring them to the masses.

Phase One Preparations are now underway! We've secured funding from a mysterious benefactor and assembled a team of skilled operatives.

Our operatives are currently:

• Dr. Emily P. Brocken, renowned sandwich historian
• Jack "The Ace" Anderson, expert in disguise and deception
• Professor Reginald P. Bottomsworth, genius in the field of sandwich physics

We'll be using the following tools to aid in our quest:

• The Great Sandwhich-o-matic 5000, a machine capable of replicating any sandwich in mere seconds
• The Sandwich Scanner 9000, a device capable of detecting even the faintest hint of mayonnaise
• The Disguise-o-matic 3000, a suit capable of changing color, shape, and size at will

Phase One is almost complete. Stay tuned for Phase Two, where we'll be infiltrating high-security sandwich facilities and making our move.

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