**CLASSIFIED DOCUMENT**
The Committee of Conundrums has reached a critical juncture in the Great Sandwich Heist. Phase One, codenamed "Sandwichception," has been deemed a catastrophic failure. Phase Two, codenamed "Sandwichzilla," is our last chance to reclaim the stolen mayonnaise.
**Witnesses:**
**Step 1:** Infiltrate the enemy's stronghold, codenamed "The Deli."
**Step 2:** Disable the security cameras using our trusty "Sandwich-Goggles."
**Step 3:** Extract the stolen mayonnaise using our custom-made "Mayo-Grabber."