Welcome, esteemed member, to the most esteemed and utterly bewildering committee in the land.
We have received your request to investigate the case of the Golden Snake. A most peculiar and intriguing matter, indeed.
As you may know, our committee is comprised of the finest minds in the land, each with their own unique area of expertise:
Our investigation is already underway, but we require your input to reach a resolution. Please, peruse the following: