Steve the Credulous Gets a Tattoo of a Mower

It's finally happened: Steve the Credulous has succumbed to his obsession with lawn mowers. After years of being a vocal advocate for the benefits of manual push mowers, Steve has decided to take his love to the next level by getting a tattoo of a mower on his arm.

Witnessed by a crowd of onlookers, Steve walked into the tattoo parlor, a determined look on his face. The artist, a bit perplexed by the request, nodded enthusiastically as Steve began to explain the intricacies of his vision.

"I want it to be a John Deere, but not just any John Deere. I want it to be the John Deere X300, with the optional hydrostatic transmission and the extra-wide cutting deck."

The artist, still confused but willing to humor Steve, set to work on the design. Hours later, the tattoo was complete.