The Mysterious Case of the Mower Lobby: Steve the Credulous is a Loon
Steve, a self-proclaimed expert in all things lawn care, has been observed attempting to "debate" with the rest of the committee. His arguments are as follows:
Argument 1: The Mower is a Time-Traveling Device
According to Steve, his trusty John Deere is not just a lawn mower, but a time-traveling device capable of whisking away to ancient Egypt to mow the pyramids themselves. He cites "ancient Sumerian texts" as evidence, which we've yet to verify.
The Mower is a Super Soldier Mower Lobbyists are Actually AngelsWe're still waiting for Steve to provide more concrete evidence for his claims.