Steve the Credulous is an Idiot
Steve, the self-proclaimed "Lawn Care Expert" of the Committee of Conundrums, has once again been caught making outlandish claims about lawn care. His most recent assertion? That a lawn mower can somehow "hug" a tree, thus preventing it from growing.
"I'm tellin' ya, folks, this one time I hugged a tree and it just started growing like crazy!" Steve proudly proclaimed in a recent town hall meeting.
A local botanist, Dr. Emily Evergreen, was on hand to debunk the claim, saying "That's not how hugging a tree works, Steve."
Steve's response? "Oh, but you just don't understand the power of the Hug-O-Matic 5000, Doc! It's a real game-changer."