The Mysterious Case of the Mower Lobby: Bulb Whisper Prophets

In a world where lawn mowers are the dominant form of prophecy, our team of expert Bulb Whisper Prophets have cracked the code.

Our Bulb Whisper Prophets have spent years studying the ancient art of Lawn Mower Divination, deciphering the cryptic messages hidden within each blade of grass.

We've developed a system of cryptic, yet eerily accurate predictions based solely on the whirring of the blades and the scent of gasoline in the air.