Bernie is a renowned expert on all things bulb-related. He's been known to spend entire days in his underground bunker, surrounded by a collection of antique light bulbs, each one more exotic than the last.
When he's not busy consulting with world leaders on the best ways to illuminate their nations, Bernie can be found sipping tea and stroking his prized possession: a vintage, one-of-a-kind, glow-in-the-dark, disco-ball light bulb.
Bernie's clients are many and varied, from the King of Zimbabween to the President of Peculiar, all seeking his sage advice on the art of bulb-based diplomacy.
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Meet the team of experts that work alongside Bernie to unravel the mysteries of the bulb universe.
Dr. Luna, the bulb-scientist
Read Dr. Luna's latest paper on Bulb-Quarks
Baron Von Bulbstein, the Bulb-Sociologist
Read Baron Von Bulbstein's book on Bulb-Culture
Dr. Balthazar, the Bulb-Psychologist