Bladey Bill Bob's Possible Connection to the Mysterious Mower Gang

By: Blobby Sam Smith, Investigative Journalist

According to sources close to the Mower Gang, Bladey Bill Bob was a known associate of the notorious lawn care collective. His alleged involvement in a string of high-profile grass clipping incidents has left many in the community wondering if this mild-mannered accountant was more than just a number-cruncher.

			
				+---------------+
				|  Mower Gang  |
				|  +-------+     |
				|  |       |     |
				|  |  B  |     |
				|  |       |     |
				+-------+     |
				|  Bladey  |
				|  B. Bob  |
				+---------------+
				
		

Known Associates of Bladey Bill Bob:

• Possible Suspect 1
• Possible Suspect 2