Inspector John the Second

The renowned Inspector John the Second has taken on the case of the Mower Lobby, a string of bizarre occurrences involving a mysterious gardening tool.

Case Notes:

Witnesses report seeing a suspicious lawn mower with a wonky wheel and a tendency to cut in unpredictable, seemingly deliberate patterns.

The victim, a local resident, claims to have seen the lawn mower in question being driven by a figure in a black trench coat, with a fedora and a menacing grin.

The Inspector has been investigating for weeks, but the trail has gone cold... for now.

Inspector John the Second

Age: 52

Experience: 20 years in the field of lawn-mower-related crime

Special Skills: Extreme attention to detail, expertise in lawn-care