THE MYSTERIOUS CASE OF THE MOWER LOBBY
Meet Mary, the Mower Salesman, at the center of this whirlwind of intrigue.
- Steve the Mower Mechanic - The grease-stained savior of all things lawn-care.
- Johnny the Junior Sales Executive - A man with an uncanny ability to make you question your life choices.
- Mary's Sister, the Landscape Designer - Where do you go when the world of horticulture gets too wild.
What They Say About Mary
"Mary's a saleswoman with a silver tongue and an even more convincing pitch for why you need a lawn mower with every passing day!" - Steve, Mower Mechanic
What They Whisper About Mary
(whispers) "Don't believe her, she'll sell you anything... including that timeshare in Boca Raton" - Johnny, Junior Sales Executive