In the sleepy suburban town of Greenhaven, a mysterious phenomenon has been observed. It starts with a faint scent of freshly cut grass, but soon gives way to an overwhelming stench of burning plastic. The residents of Greenhaven have been baffled by this 'Chemtrail Lawn Syndrome' for years.
Enter Steve, a local resident and amateur sleuth. Armed with nothing but his trusty lawn chair and a can of bug spray, Steve set out to unravel the mystery.
Steve's first theory: 'The Chemtrails are not of this world.'
He posits that the trails are actually alien communications, left by an intergalactic lawn care service.
However, further investigation reveals that the aliens in question have a rather... unusual... fondness for lawn care.
Steve's second theory: The Chemtrails follow a Fibonacci pattern, indicating an underlying order to the chaos.
He hypothesizes that the trails are not random, but rather a manifestation of the fundamental laws of the universe.
Further research, however, has shown that Steve's lawn is actually a perfect example of this pattern, and he is now questioning his own sanity.
Steve's third theory: The Chemtrails are actually caused by an overabundance of lawn care products.
He suggests a simple solution: just use more bug spray.
However, further experimentation has shown that this only makes things worse.