The Mysterious Case of the Mower Lobby

A committee of the utmost importance has been convened to investigate the strange occurrences surrounding the lawn mowers of suburbia.

• Chairman, Reginald P. Bottomsworth
• Member 1, Jane D. Lawnmower
• Member 2, Bob S. Edgerunner
• Member 3, Dr. Alice G. Weedsalot
• Member 4, Tim B. Mowington
• Member 5, Sally L. Prune

Case File:

The Great Mower Heist of 2022

A string of bizarre events has led us to suspect that our very own lawn mowers have gone rogue.

Evidence:

• Mysterious Oil Slicks
• Suspiciously Shredded Grass Clippings
• Unsettling Mower Blade Woes
• Cryptic Lawn Mower Manuals
• Eerie Lawn Gnome Sightings

Stay Tuned for further updates on this baffling case...

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