The Mysterious Case of the Mower Lobby

The Mower Lobby, a shadowy organization shrouded in mystery, has been accused of manipulating the global supply chain of lawnæktrimming devices. Our investigation has uncovered evidence of a cover-up, and we're not afraid to name names.

Indictment List:

• John Smith, CEO of GreenCut
• Jane Doe, Former Mower Lobby Spokesperson
• Bob Johnson, Retired Mower Repairman turned Whistleblower
• Marge Simpson, Alleged Mower Lobbyist

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Subcommittee:

Underwater Mowing Technologies

Robotic Mower Revolt