In a shocking twist, it has come to our attention that a rogue lawn mower has been secretly manipulating the world's grassy landscapes. The committee is tasked with uncovering the identity of this diabolical device.
We've received reports of suspicious activity from suburban neighborhoods worldwide, where perfectly ordinary lawns have been inexplicably manicured into neat, uniform rectangles.
Our team of expert investigators is on the case, following a trail of cryptic clues and whispered rumors of robotic garden gnomes and sinister string-trimmer networks.
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