Agent Arnold's Architectural Abode

Apply now and join the ranks of the most esteemed and feared agents in the Committee of Conundrums!

We are seeking individuals with exceptional skills in

• Mower maintenance
• æk-árt design
• Disguise development

As a member of our team, you will be responsible for

• Wearing ridiculous outfits to infiltrate high-security lawns
• Designing avant-garde mazes for the annual Lawnmower Olympics
• Debunking the myth of the perfectly manicured hedge

Don't have the necessary skills? Don't worry! We offer a comprehensive training program in

• Lawnmower fu
• Disguise fu
• Ak-árt fu