The Mysterious Case of the Mower Lobby
Meet Jean-Pierre, the Horticulturist, expert in all things lawn care and committee politics.
Background
In a shocking turn of events, our beloved committee has found itself entangled in a web of deceit and lawn care conspiracy. At the center of it all is Jean-Pierre, a self-proclaimed horticulturist with a penchant for 80s power suits and an obsession with the perfect lawn.
It all started with a series of cryptic meetings, hidden behind closed doors and a suspiciously high demand for fertilizer. As members of the committee began to suspect foul play, Jean-Pierre's behavior became increasingly erratic, culminating in a public showdown with the committee chair.
Key Players
- Jean-Pierre the Horticulturist - The mastermind behind the mower lobby
- Committee Chair the Infallible - The unwitting pawn in Jean-Pierre's game
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