Here are the mission logs for the Committee of Conundrums' attempts to solve The Mysterious Case of the Mower.
Warning: the following mission logs are classified and not for public consumption. Or are they?
We, the Committee of Conundrums, have uncovered evidence of a secret society of lawnmower enthusiasts. Their motto? "Cutting grass for the greater good." We are not sure what that means, but we're going to investigate.
Our top-secret agent, Agent Cut, has infiltrated their ranks and is gathering intel.
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We, the Committee of Conundrums, have uncovered evidence of a dastardly plot to use lawnmowers as a front for world domination.
Our top-secret agent, Agent Cut, has infiltrated their ranks and is gathering intel.