It was a dark and stormy night, and Bertrand the Bricoleur, a renowned lawn care expert, found himself in a pickle. His arch-nemesis, a mysterious entity known only as "The Mower," had stolen his prized lawnmower, leaving him with nothing but a pile of shredded dreams and a lawn that was in dire need of a trim.
As Bertrand frantically searched the streets of his small town, he stumbled upon a cryptic message scrawled on a dumpster: "The Mower's lair lies beneath the old windmill on the outskirts of town. Beware, for The Mower's blades are as treacherous as his wit."
Undeterred, Bertrand set out to confront The Mower and reclaim his beloved lawnmower. But little did he know, The Mower was not just any ordinary thief - he was a master of disguise, a virtuoso of villainy, a... ...a shape-shifting lawn care ninja?
Read Episode 1: Bert and the Bad Guy for the next installment of this thrilling tale.
Or, for an alternate take, visit our Alternate Episode 1: Bert and the Bad Guy Gone Rogue, where things take a delightfully absurd turn.
Stay tuned for more of this edge-of-your-seat, heart-stopping, spine-tingling tale of lawn care and deception!