After weeks of investigation, our committee of experts finally discovered the shocking truth:
The Evil Twin is actually a Therapist!
It turns out that the seemingly nefarious activities of the Mower Lobby were actually a cover for their true purpose: providing free therapy sessions to the community.
Who knew that the best way to get people to mow their lawns more efficiently was to help them work through their emotional baggage?
Read about the most surprising moments of clarity from the therapy sessions.
Explore the personal growth experience of the Lobbyists themselves.
Stay tuned for more updates from the Committee of Conundrums!
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