THE MYSTERIOUS CASE OF THE MOWER LOBBY

A Committee of Conundrums investigates the tangled web of lawn care

It was a dark and stormy night when the Committee of Conundrums first received the call from the Mower Lobby.

The Mower Lobby, a secretive organization of lawn care enthusiasts, had been plagued by a series of bizarre occurrences.

Their lawns were being sabotaged, their mowers were malfunctioning, and their perfectly manicured hedges were being ravaged by an unknown force.

The Committee of Conundrums sprang into action, dispatching our top agents to get to the bottom of the mystery.

But as our investigators dug deeper, they began to uncover a complex web of deceit and corruption that went all the way to the top of the Mower Lobby.

And that's when things started to get really weird.

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A special thanks to our sponsor, Rototiller Technologies, for their generous support of our investigations.

And a reminder to our readers: if you're experiencing any lawn care-related trauma, please contact the Mower Hotline at 1-800-MOW-EMERGENCY.