In a shocking turn of events, our top agents have discovered that the Mower Lobby is not just a group of rogue gardeners, but a secret society of highly trained, hyper-intelligent lawnmowers.
These lawnmowers, with their razor-sharp blades and advanced algorithms, have been manipulating the world's grass-cutting market for years, pulling the strings of the world's most powerful leaders and influencing the global economy.
But why, you ask, would lawnmowers want to do such a thing? The answer, my friend, is that they seek to cut down the competition, one blade of grass at a time.
But don't just take our word for it. Follow the trail of clues to Theory Two, where we expose the Mower Lobby's sinister plot to take over the world's snack food industry.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try Field Research 1, where our agents have gone undercover as lawnmowers to gather intel on the Mower Lobby's inner workings.