By Steve, Esteemed Member of the Committee of Conundrums
In a shocking turn of events, our esteemed committee has discovered a sinister plot to control the nation's sprinkler systems.
It appears that a shadowy organization, known only as "The Dripping Hand," has infiltrated the highest levels of government and is manipulating the sprinkler system to control the flow of water to key areas of the city.
The evidence is mounting, but we still have many questions. Who is behind The Dripping Hand? How far does their reach extend?
Stay vigilant, citizens! We will be investigating this further and providing updates as more information becomes available.