Where the grass is always greener, but the lawn is always overgrown, and the plot is always thicker.
Join us as we navigate the tangled web of deceit and corruption that surrounds the great Mower-Gate scandal.
Subcommittee on Mower-Gate Mismanagement: Read the Report
Witness the dramatic testimony of local residents caught in the crossfire of Mower-Gate: View the Mower-Gate Witness List
Accusations of embezzlement, bribery, and lawn-maintenance malfeasance have rocked the small town of Greenhaven, where the once-respected Mower-Gate Committee has been accused of mismanaging the local lawn care budget.
Stay tuned for further updates as this story continues to unfold, like a perfectly trimmed hedge.
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