The Committee of Conundrums

Where the absurdly qualified and the marginally competent gather to make decisions that will inevitably lead to chaos and destruction.

Our members are:

• Bertrand the Inept, the man who can't even boil water
• Gerald the Indecisive, the man who can't decide what to order at a restaurant
• Lucy the Chronically Late, the woman who still can't get to meetings on time
• Edward the Eloquent but Clueless, the man who talks a lot but has no idea what he's talking about

Our motto? "We're not really sure what that is, but it sounds good."

Our mission? "To make decisions that will make you wonder why we were ever allowed near the controls of a functioning society."

Join us, and together we'll make the world a slightly worse place, one poorly thought out policy at a time.