Beware, mortals, for the mower of Bob is a wondrous and terrifying beast! Its maintenance manual holds the key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe.
But be warned: the secrets within are not for the faint of heart. Only those who have braved the treacherous paths of the Committee of Conundrums shall be granted access to the arcane knowledge contained within.
So, if you dare to tread the path of Bob, click here to begin your journey.
Or, if you wish to explore the more esoteric aspects of Bob's mower, navigate to Appendix Bob's Theory of Mower Spirits for a deeper understanding of the cosmic forces at play.