The Sock in the Age of Uncertainty

Our Mission

Find the missing sock in the wash
Make sense of the existential crisis that ensues
Develop coping mechanisms for the crushing ennui of it all

Find the Sock Sock Related Traumas Sock Based Art Therapy

Our Methods

Systematic Sock Search and Recovery
Sock-based meditation techniques
Existential counseling for Sock-related issues

Sock Scouting Sock Solace

Our Results

One successful sock recovery in 2018
Two socks recovered in 2019 (but one of them was just a sock puppet)
We're still waiting on 2020

Sock Odyssey Sock Hope

Our Team

Dr. Sockius Maximus (Lead Sock Researcher)
Socky McSockface (Sock Recovery Specialist)
Lola LaSocks (Sock-based Therapist)

Our Sock Talents