The Sock in the Age of Uncertainty
Our Methods
_goalsประก์ - Systematic Sock Search and Recovery
- Sock-based meditation techniques
- Existential counseling for Sock-related issues
Sock Scouting
Sock Solace
Our Results
- One successful sock recovery in 2018
- Two socks recovered in 2019 (but one of them was just a sock puppet)
- We're still waiting on 2020
Sock Odyssey
Sock Hope
Our Team
- Dr. Sockius Maximus (Lead Sock Researcher)
- Socky McSockface (Sock Recovery Specialist)
- Lola LaSocks (Sock-based Therapist)
Our Sock Talents