Here are some tales of towels so absurd, they defy explanation. Or do they?
1. The Great Towel Rebellion of 1987: A group of towels, tired of being used for mere hand-drying purposes, rose up in revolt and demanded to be used for only the most epic of beach days.
2. The Towel of the Ancients: A mystical towel said to have been crafted from the very fibers of the gods, granting its user immense absorbency and the power to dry anything from beer to tears.
3. The Towel that Ate My Brain: A towel that was once a simple household item, but after being left in the wash for far too long, became a portal to another dimension where the only thing that mattered was the perfect absorbency-to-weight ratio.
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