Lost and Found: The Underground Pants Market

Welcome to the most unlikely of places, where the lost and the unloved reside. We have an assortment of items that will make you question the fabric of reality. Browse with caution.

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The Pants of Despair

A pair of pants that will haunt your every waking moment. They will make you question your choices and your existence.

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Even More Pants

A pair of pants that will make you wonder if you're alone in this vast, uncaring universe.

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